“Oh God, I’m getting sweaty.”

“I’m really excited for the baby farm animals.”

“Clinton, I just don’t trust her.”

“They’re just, :)”

“She dislocated my thumb.”

“My grandma’s really good at it, (golf) and it’s something I like to play with her.”

“In 2007 she became like, the gay icon. So I just kept following her and found these other queens.”

“Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.”