“I just didn’t know what I was signing myself into.”

“That’s the definition of stains.”

“I don’t participate in school activities.”

“I hate so many people.”

“I love the sound of sizzlin’ butter.”

“I just don’t know.”

“I was going to get an orca tattoo one time, but it looked trashy.”

“Pepsi is 3/$8 at Walgreens.”