Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Woo hoo is right!

Welcome back to another installment of the COVID Diaries! As you can probably tell, I’ve become quite the dad joke connoisseur. Would you like to hear some more? Who am I kidding, of course you would! And if not, I’m sorry to say that you’ve come to the wrong place for entertainment. Anyway. Here’s a list of my 10 best dad jokes:

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says moo!
2. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor!?
3. What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas.
4. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
5. Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
6. Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
7. I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
8. Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
9. If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.
10. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

Hahaha, I hope you liked my dumb jokes. Try reading these to your family members and see who gives you the best reaction. Have a great rest of your day! 🙂

P.S. If you want some more dad jokes, click here. If you want some more knock-knock jokes, click here.