UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATERS EVERYWHERE!! Tis the season: the English department is busting ugly holiday sweaters out weekly, every radio station is playing the same old Christmas songs, panicked shoppers are rushing to stores for last-minute holiday purchases, and ugly holiday sweaters are flying off the shelves and swooping onto holiday goers.

That’s right readers, the holiday trap is upon us. Nothing screams holiday cheer like a good old fashion ugly holiday sweater. Here are a few of Sartell’s best of the best ugly holiday sweaters in case you did not catch them in the hallway.

“I found this in my basement.”

“I wish I could wear these socks every day.”

“Merry Christmas ya’ filthy animal!”

“Sometimes you can’t hang the candy canes on the Christmas tree, you just have to eat them.”

“I’m not excited for Christmas, I’m just in it for the break.”

“Does someone need a huggggggg?”

“Spend time with family.”

“I like cookies, especially Chrismas ones.”

“I love to go to the cabin.”

“Happy holidays readers, stay classy.”