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PDA ain’t okay

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You know what really pushes my buttons?

What pushes my buttons is those couples that feel the need to broadcast their affection for each other to any and everyone. Can’t a person walk through the hallways of her friendly neighborhood public school, without witnessing two “love birds” all over each other? Can’t a person walk down a stairwell during class, without feeling like that awkward unanticipated third wheel from hell? Don’t even get me started on the art wing. That’s right, we’ve noticed.

Not only does this behavior reflect badly on the couple, but also the school as a whole. At this point, I can’t even check my twitter feed without seeing pictures of couples making out anymore. Don’t get me wrong. I have no problem with young love, all I’m saying is not everyone needs to see it all the time. I can’t be the only person that is questioning the point of PDA. Is it to prove your affection to the general populous? I simply do not understand.

I can understand if a couple doesn’t see each other all day, and hugs maybe once before parting ways to go to separate classes. That’s understandable. But playing R-rated twister every time you see each other is a bit excessive. Holding hands as you’re walking into school in the morning? Go for it! Reenacting the entirety of a Nicholas Sparks movie adaptation between third and fourth period? That’s gonna be a no-go, compadre.

If your hands are that antsy for something to do, instead of your girlfriend’s booty, play a game of cat’s cradle instead. Instead of a lunch period make-out sesh, pick up a pack of Hubba Bubba and perfect your bubble blowing technique. On behalf of literally 99.9% of your peers, I BEG OF YOU.

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